Freak Bar Soap for Vegans and Misfits
This is the stuff you've been using for years, the best dang vegan soap for weirdos, witches, saints, sinners, nutballs, the deranged, the hopeless, and even you.
And oh yeah: there are jokes. Order the soaps to read them.
All soaps contain: Coconut Oil, Hempseed, Shea Butter, Castor Oil, Sodium Hydroxide, Water, Essential Oils, Natural plant, root, and clay powders. Sometimes even vegetable parts. Here are the things we use for coloring soap: turmeric powder, madder root powder, cocoa powder, nettle powder, spirulina powder, alkanet powder, paprika, clove powder, cayenne powder, coffee grounds.
Bludger: Patchouli, orange, cedar, amyris
Zanzibar: Grapefruit, orange, sweet basil
Widow's Walk: Sweet Basil
Fireplug: Tea tree & Peppermint
Plague Mask: Frankincense, lavender, lemongrass, amyris
Spring-heel Jack: Cinnamon and orange + coffee grounds for exfoliation
Unfortunate Pilgrim: Cinnamon, Clove, Pumpkin + clove powder for subtle exfoliation
Petrichor: Eucalyptus, Cedar, Anise
Buboes: Cedar, grapefruit, rosemary
Spirits: Lavender & Patchouli + alkanet powder for subtle exfoliation
Of Despondence: All of the above
Modern Prometheus: Sage, Rosemary, Sweet Basil, Lavender, Patchouli
Bloody Mary: Sage, Rosemary, Sweet Basil, Lavender, Pink Grapefruit
Afternoonified: Copiaba Balsam, Spearmint, Rosemary