Dr. Fictitious's Paste for Stink
Stink happens, as they say in, well, nowhere I can think of. I'm playing my B game today. Sorry folks.
But seriously, you don't need cleverness to be convinced to try this stuff. It's great, it's flying off the shelves so fast I can barely keep up with it. At least three people have claimed to be addicted. I think they might be overstating. Available in 4 fragrances at present, may be made to order. If your deo has to be made, you'll get an email from the Queen Freak with a shipping date estimate.
Zanzibar (citrus and basil)
Spirits (patchouli and lavender)
Plague Mask (Frankinsence and Lemongrass)
Fireplug (Teatree and Peppermint)