Skin Sticks For Weird Girls and Boys
Someone once said, "If you are bananas, you might be a monkey." Maybe they didn't. But the thing is, all the other skin stuff companies use like cutesy fonts and pretty pink pictures and monkeys and lady bugs and weird pea pod clip art to decorate their products. Maybe their products are nice, yeah... but I mean, who wants everything in the medicine cabinet to be shades of pastel + curlz fonts? Not this guy, and not you either.
So grab this skin stick that's got enough greasy goodness to lube up your knuckles, your pulse points, or your tattoos. Seriously. Sister Freak used Mollifying Mender to keep her tat from itching her skin out.
They all have: cocoa and shea butters, grapeseed oil, candelilla wax, essential oils.
Enthuzimuzzy is intented to give you a little pick-me-up with its real coffee-infused grapeseed oil, and sweet orange essential oil.
Rester Fester is intended to give you a little calm down, and has lavender, amyris, and frankinsence essential oils.
Mollifying Mender will not hurt your bug bites, and has herb-infused grapessed oils, and lavender, cedar, eucalyptus, tea tree, and peppermint essential oils.