Miscreant Butter for Bodies
Smear this decadent goo all over your crispy winter parts. Only available for sure RIGHT NOW!
Though Queen Freak has tweaked the formulation for this product to a space that makes her proud to be a nerd and considerably extends shelf life, it's STILL PERISHABLE. Please use it with clean hands, and store it below 75 degeres F.
Ingredients: Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Coconut Oil, Hempseed Oil, Candelilla Wax, Distilled Water, Aloe Juice, Grapefruit Seed Extract, Vitamin E, Witch Hazel.