Dr. Fictitious's Elbow Grease (For the Wicked)
You got dry knuckles, elbows, knees, toes, or cuticles? Cracked & bleeding silliness all winter long? Your wenis need help?
Well, my Odd One, We've got something for that. This is a formulation rich in cocoa and shea butters with the deep-seated weirdness of the Hempseed oil, and Candelilla wax to make it hold up even in the hottest Freak Pocket going.
We know your freak pockets are hot, because your freak asses sure are. ;-)
Ingredients: Hempseed Oil, raw Shea Butter, raw Cocoa Butter, Candelilla Wax, Essential Oils.
Citrus-Eucalyptus (Lemongrass, Sweet Orange, Eucalyptus)
Anarchy (Lemongrass, Sweet Orange, Eucalyptus, Peppermint, Spearmint)