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Dandyman Beard Oil

Sale price Price $8.00 Regular price

 For Junior Beards & Face Fuzz that's finer:

 Is your beard crunchy like your hippie roommate's granola? A dry, scratchy, desert wasteland? Your lover runs when s/he sees you coming? Don't worry. We still like you. But everyone else will still like you, too, if you start massaging that bird's nest on your face with our all natural, vegan, petroleum-free beard oil. $8.00

 They all have: Grapeseed Oil, Olive Oil, Almond Oil, Walnut Oil. Then Essential oils to create the fragrances below:

What they stink like:

Innsmouth: Cypress, Cedar, and Lavender
Bludger: Patchouli Citrus Blend
The Morbs: Lemongrass, Sage, and Eucalpytus