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Dandyman Beard & Mustache Stuff

Sale price Price $12.00 Regular price

For Junior Beards & Face Fuzz that's finer:

Is your beard crunchy like your hippie roommate's granola? A dry, scratchy, desert wasteland? Your lover runs when s/he sees you coming? Don't worry. We still like you. But everyone else will still like you, too, if you start massaging that bird's nest on your face with our all natural, vegan, petroleum-free beard oil. $8.00

They all have: Grapeseed Oil, Walnut Oil, Olive Oil, and Sunflower Oil. Then Essential oils to create the fragrances below.

For the advanced beard & enthusiasts of beard hygiene:

What's up, Face Mane? We're big beard fans in the Adipocere Lab. So we developed this rad product for those of you with facial fuzz either minimal or abundant. Style, moisturize, protect your face from the elements. This is your jam. $12.00

They all have: Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Candelilla Wax, Vitamin E. Then Essential oils to create the fragrances below:

For the Mustachioed

The art of the mustache is not just for Burt Reynolds anymore. Oh, you don't know who that is? All right then. How about David Hasselhoff? No? I give up. Conjure your mustachioed hipster hero in your mind's eye.

Twist and sculpt your mustache into submission with our petroleum-free, vegan product just for the handlebar on your upper lip. $12.00

They all have: Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, and Candelilla Wax, Vitamin E. Then Essential oils to create the fragrances below.

What they stink like:

Innsmouth: Cypress, Cedar, and Lavender
Bludger: Patchouli Citrus Blend
The Morbs: Lemongrass, Sage, and Eucalpytus